Are you ready for the 2006 Boobie-Thon? It starts this October 1st!




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All of our extra proceeds will be going to a breast cancer charity.

Current donation totals:  $1610.00 Total raised for charity:  $1251.00  Wendell Statia Melissa Robyn Lisa C. C.C. Michele Lisa Anthony G. Solonor Jason D. Chris Christi Jason Shasta F. Tys Miha Kymberlie Liz Christopher B. Sandy Whistler J.E. and Dori Gina A. Hoopty Julie Joy R. Michael F. Lisa Deb Geraldine C. VodkaPundit wKen Robert P. Nicole W. Amanda Dean Tamara Toren Erika Michael Solonor Kevin Chandra A. My one and only Mikey & jennypoo Rick C. John W. Lauri M. Anthony G. Acidman Hugin & Munin Jim N. Jesse M. Diaphanus Carol M. Thomas B. Michael M. Statia's airline ticket Hosting Matters Tim H. Francisco D. Greg P. David S. Laura Peter L. Eric B. Kacy Rose F. Jesse R. Lorissa Bitchery.net Peter M. jimnice Susan Mike popcorn Eric M. GL Andrea Christine Christine M. Stacy Kristine Statia Dick Anthony G. Tamara N. Lisa ** Seymour and Zuly Hosting Matters Mikey Marie Tom O. Parish Robyn + $50.00 + $20.00 + $10.00 + $20.00 + $1.95 + $5.00 + $10.00 + $25.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $145.00 + $5.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $2.22 + $10.00 + $5.00 + $5.00 + $4.00 + $5.00 + $15.00 + $4.95 + $2.50 + $5.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $14.00 + $50.00 + $20.00 + $10.00 + $15.00 + $10.69 + $20.00 + $11.02 + $5.00 + $15.00 + $10.00 + $20.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $50.00 + $20.00 + $15.00 + $30.00 + $20.00 + $7.77 + $10.00 + $5.00 + $10.00 + $20.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $25.00 + $25.00 - 359.00 + $90.00 + $20.00 + $5.00 + $5.00 + $10.00 + $5.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $25.00 + $5.00 + $15.00 + $15.00 + $20.00 + $35.00 + $10.00 + $15.00 + $10.00 + $20.00 + $15.00 + $5.00 + $35.00 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $39.90 + $15.00 + $7.00 + $10.00 + $30.00 + $15.00 + $25.00 + $50.00 + $65.00 + $12.69 + $10.00 + $10.00 + $0.42 + $0.89 ** Got us to our goal of $1500.00! Thanks to everyone who's donated! Donations closed at 2 a.m. on 11.18.02. Bandwidth for campaign donated by:

In August, Statia flew down to help Todd celebrate his 30th birthday. The photos below were the result of the evening's live webcam feed. But in this troubled economy, without your help, Statia won't be able to join Robyn for her 30th birthday. Don't let this happen! Donate to PayPal and send Statia's boobies to Florida. You could save a spotted owl or something lame like that, but they won't hold up signs with your name on it saying thanks while barely clothed in a hot tub for the webcam, now will they? And please, if you can't see the tongue-in-cheek humor displayed here, read this.

UPDATE: A coach round-trip airline ticket was purchased for $359.00 on 11.10.02 (including taxes and airport surcharges). This has also been recorded (and subtracted) from the donation totals above -- and any donations received from this point on will go to charity -- over $675 to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation at the time of plane ticket purchase! Donations accepted through midnight EST 11.16.02.

We're sorry but donations are closed for 2002's campaign. Please make donations directly to Susan G. Komen instead. Link to us with any of the 5 buttons shown.

*And welcome FARKers! Please note we're going for the PRICE of a first-class ticket for charity. Not the ticket itself.